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Richie "Bitch Baby Tears" Tozier ([personal profile] summertimeblues) wrote2017-11-23 05:45 pm
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Shit there's video calling now?





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[personal profile] summertimeblues 2018-04-04 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[His laughter is poorly muffled.]

Listen, listen...

If you break my records, that cucumber will be your dick.
flashystyle: (and a baby will be there in its)

[personal profile] flashystyle 2018-04-04 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[The expression of realization and pure horror that Dorian wears as he looks between his phone screen and the garbage disposal full of a poor dick shaped vegetable can go under the definition of fear in a dictionary.]

I won't break your records.
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[personal profile] summertimeblues 2018-04-04 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[This poor medieval bastard.]

Wonderful! Permission granted!
flashystyle: (and the max budget of $7)

[personal profile] flashystyle 2018-04-04 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Wonderful. I... have to... go... die, now.
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[personal profile] summertimeblues 2018-04-04 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Make sure you put on a good diaper! The bowels evacuate once you cork it.
flashystyle: (i'll be on the elevator)

[personal profile] flashystyle 2018-04-04 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Stop! Stop talking! I'm picking them up later, goodbye!

[Dorian, on the verge of being hysterical, hangs up.]
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[personal profile] summertimeblues 2018-04-04 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[the last thing he hears is Richie dying of laughter

Later tater]
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