Sorry, we haven't had real keys in a while. [ She can't relate, tbh ( though she's touched, given he's typed his way all of last night for her. What a gentleman ). ] You can call, if it makes things easier.
at least that's creative. whoever struggled to pick between light red and orange is a dolt
no no, i refuse to become a luddite. if i don't learn society will reject me. i'll turn into some muttering bag man and fish through bins for scraps. i will smell of mold and piss and you'd never speak to me again.
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Sorry, we haven't had real keys in a while. [ She can't relate, tbh ( though she's touched, given he's typed his way all of last night for her. What a gentleman ). ] You can call, if it makes things easier.
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no no, i refuse to become a luddite. if i don't learn society will reject me. i'll turn into some muttering bag man and fish through bins for scraps. i will smell of mold and piss and you'd never speak to me again.
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[ Someone needs to teach Richie about speech-to-text. ] Do you expect me to be so shallow?
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depends on how bad a stench i can work up, you'd be surprised how quick people turn on you
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I'll take that as a challenge.
Just don't do it on purpose.
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are you giving me permission to test the boundaries of our freshly minted friendship
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Catch you another day, Red. I'm bushed. Sleep well.
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