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[summertimeblues]

Shit there's video calling now?





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Comments

[dontgiveabuckland]

jj why

is this because i used your favorite cereal bowl?

im sorry!

[summertimeblues]

[JJ? Oh. So this is a roommate of his.

...probably a cheeky little shit, just like their resident Olympian. Richie flops into his couch and reaches for an abandoned blunt. Suffer, child, whoever you are. Help him kill a few minutes.]

you guessed right.
the question is what will you do to make it up to me? 😉

[dontgiveabuckland]

[Who knew JJ could be so cruel... he trusted you, bro.]

ill let you use the good fork for a week

[summertimeblues]

hmmm

no that will only make up for the bowl! I've got to leave the house and buy more toilet paper now, that's a far bigger favour.

i need something better! you should get creative

[dontgiveabuckland]

dont we have any in the house???

just bring me a napkin

[summertimeblues]

no! that will clog the plumbing!

[dontgiveabuckland]

why??

its the same thing!!!

[summertimeblues]

[Hmmm....doesn't sound like this guys familiar with modern amenities...]

it is not!!! it sticks together and gums up the pipes, and then all the poop will shoot back up and spray you in the butt when you flush! 🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩

[dontgiveabuckland]

[D:!!]

what about a washcloth

[summertimeblues]

DON'T RUIN OUR WASHCLOTH WITH YOUR POOPY BUTT

listen i'm just asking for something really simple, okay! It'll be over and done with before you know it!!

[dontgiveabuckland]

nevermind its too late!!

[Cam is a MAN OF ACTION he can only wait for so long.]

[summertimeblues]

oh no
what did you do?!?!?😨😨😨

[But for real tho, this is getting ominous]

[dontgiveabuckland]

its fine!!

ill buy a new washcloth

[With the... job that pays him only in grapes.]

[summertimeblues]

NO!!!! THAT WAS A GIFT FROM MY BEST FRIEND!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE DONE THIS!!!! YOU WIPED YOUR BUTT WITH A TOKEN OF FRIENDSHIP????????

I HATE YOU

[dontgiveabuckland]

im sorry

wait whos your best friend

[IS IT SOMEONE NOT NAMED CAM]

[summertimeblues]

people who don't put poop on my stuff

you owe me an apology

through song

1/2

[dontgiveabuckland]

fine

2/2

[dontgiveabuckland]

[About 30 minutes goes by before...]

your not jj

[summertimeblues]

what did you sing to him

[dontgiveabuckland]

who is this????

[summertimeblues]

👻

c'est un mystère

[dontgiveabuckland]

cest is a stupid name

[summertimeblues]

I'm not the one who fell for an imposter here

JJ hardly ever swears by the way, you could have caught me out before it got going. You have only yourself to blame.

[dontgiveabuckland]

i trusted my friend jj

your the one pretending to be someone your not

[If Cam was more self-aware, he might now understand why Red had been so annoyed at him for posing as Boxer.]

[summertimeblues]

you messaged me first

May i also point out that my badgering allowed you to find the solution to your conundrum

The answer was within you all along