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[summertimeblues]

Shit there's video calling now?





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[summertimeblues]

So you met a brother from another mother, no relation to yourself, from a different time and place altogether?

got any pictorial evidence? I want to see this joker

[dianano]

Yes. Neat, huh? [ Feel the sarcasm, Richie. ]

I want you to know that by asking him for a picture for you, he thought I wanted to sleep with him. [ Nonetheless, he forwards Richie the selfie Jim sent of himself, wearing a wry smile, a fading black eye/split lip combo, and different hair. ]

Well?

[summertimeblues]

[holy shit]

did you kick him in the teeth to keep your spot as the fairest in the land?

[dianano]

Is that what you'd do in my situation?

[summertimeblues]

well shit pal if you didn't kick his ass then who did?

[dianano]

Hopefully nobody. I'd rather have a beer with him. Like rational people do.

[summertimeblues]

you are aware it was a joke correct

If you ever see a double of me tell him I'm taxing the use of my face. A buck an hour, double on statutory holidays.

[dianano]

No, but thanks for clarifying. [ This is why he prefers talking in person. Damn technology. ]

Just your face? Not the rest of you? Or would you be needing to pay him for the unfortunate circumstance of sharing the same body?

[summertimeblues]

Unfortunate? Please, he should be so blessed to have the privilege! Triple fines for any time he engages below the belt. He can steal my face but goddammit he will not steal my dates.

What's Miss Diana think of your duplicate? You gonna treat her to a double team on her birthday?

[dianano]

She hasn't met him, I haven't told her yet and this conversation is over. [ Because he can see where this is going and it's nowhere good. ]

[summertimeblues]

why do you go out of your way to be no fun whatsoever

[dianano]

I'm fun.

I went skinny dipping the other day. That was fun. [ He's a fun guy shut up!!! ]

[summertimeblues]

GOOD LORD IN HEAVEN ABOVE

LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS, FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS, THERE'S A SCALLYWAG ON THE LOOSE!

[dianano]

This is the last time I share anything with you.

[summertimeblues]

COME BACK BABY

I CAN CHANGE! I'LL BE GOOD! LET'S START FROM THE BEGINNING AGAIN, WHEN THERE WAS STILL A SPARKLE IN YOUR EYES AND MY HEART WAS WHOLE AND BEATING JUST FOR YOU

[dianano]

[ Not responding to you anymore, Richie >:| ]